obamasnovv:

i’m all about that bass. i love fishing

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lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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onlylolgifs:

German Shepherd gets too excited and jumps off boat towards dolphins

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deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

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bogmeaty:

tips to people my age from your vaguely more experienced 15 year old friend mik bogmeaty 

  • your first kiss is going to be pretty boring 
  • just because someone puts their hand in your pants doesnt mean they like you 
  • eyebrows arent supposed to be perfectly even
  • dont smoke weed before school because you’ll just be bored
  • you can type perfectly fine when you’re drunk so stop thinking you cant
  • listen to the mountain goats
  • dont shoplift anything that doesnt fit in your pocket 
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Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

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poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

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dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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